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Ditty to The G-Force!

Written by Fiona February 11 2010

I wish I could claim to have written this hilarious verse myself. Let’s just say it comes thanks to the witty imagination of a mutual friend, from now on to be known as The P-Force! So pleased I have sparked your creative side!

A tale of The G-Force

He used to be a site agent with an iron will,
Now he’s evolved as a force on the hill.
He goes cycling on Iona,
with a blogger called Fiona.
Ahead he will steer,
As they share cycling gear.
And we’ll all shout til we’re hoarse:

Priceless work from The P-Force. Keep them coming!

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